1 00:00:26,900 --> 00:00:28,087 Sorry, I forgot my key. 2 00:00:28,187 --> 00:00:29,187 Oh, thanks. 3 00:00:32,940 --> 00:00:35,010 Hello, Fawlty Towers. 4 00:00:35,260 --> 00:00:36,260 Yes. 5 00:00:37,026 --> 00:00:38,026 Yes. 6 00:00:38,220 --> 00:00:40,370 No, this afternoon, that would be fine. 7 00:00:41,380 --> 00:00:44,089 No, it's 16 Elwood Avenue. 8 00:00:44,189 --> 00:00:46,774 16, that's it. Thank you. 9 00:00:47,220 --> 00:00:49,370 I'll just put these outside, shall I, dear? 10 00:00:49,500 --> 00:00:51,847 Polly, this is where we'll be if you need us. 11 00:00:51,947 --> 00:00:53,047 There's the number. 12 00:00:53,147 --> 00:00:55,125 If Mr Stubbs wants to know anything, 13 00:00:55,225 --> 00:00:56,769 just ring, but don't if you don't have to. 14 00:00:56,869 --> 00:01:00,165 It's the first weekend we've had off since Audrey had her hysterectomy. 15 00:01:00,265 --> 00:01:02,405 Don't worry, I know what they've got to do. 16 00:01:02,505 --> 00:01:04,209 Somebody called about a garden gnome. 17 00:01:04,309 --> 00:01:05,364 - Oh, yes. - It's in. 18 00:01:05,464 --> 00:01:06,966 They're going to deliver it this afternoon. 19 00:01:07,066 --> 00:01:09,654 Oh, good. Erm, golf shoes. 20 00:01:10,660 --> 00:01:12,369 Good morning, Major. 21 00:01:12,469 --> 00:01:14,451 Very well, thank you. 22 00:01:15,540 --> 00:01:17,685 Does everyone know about dinner tonight? 23 00:01:17,785 --> 00:01:18,774 I think so. 24 00:01:18,874 --> 00:01:20,526 But you'll be able to manage breakfast tomorrow? 25 00:01:20,626 --> 00:01:21,966 It's just the ladies and the Major. 26 00:01:22,066 --> 00:01:23,646 Where are those shoes? 27 00:01:23,746 --> 00:01:26,247 "One moment, please. I will het your vill." 28 00:01:26,347 --> 00:01:29,049 Manuel, "Get your bill." 29 00:01:29,149 --> 00:01:30,449 I will het your bill. 30 00:01:30,549 --> 00:01:33,047 - Get. Get. Ga, ga. - Get. Get. Ga, ga. 31 00:01:33,147 --> 00:01:35,051 - That's it. - I will get your vill. 32 00:01:36,260 --> 00:01:39,730 Polly... Oh, Manuel, put those in the cases. 33 00:01:40,820 --> 00:01:41,927 Ah, Manuel... 34 00:01:42,027 --> 00:01:45,086 "One moment, please. I will get your bill." 35 00:01:45,186 --> 00:01:46,186 What? 36 00:01:46,344 --> 00:01:47,447 "I will get your bill," si? 37 00:01:47,547 --> 00:01:48,647 What are you talking about? 38 00:01:48,747 --> 00:01:49,767 Listen. No, please. 39 00:01:49,867 --> 00:01:53,128 "Today we have veef, beal or sothages." 40 00:01:53,228 --> 00:01:55,407 - Sotha-what? - Bangers. 41 00:01:55,507 --> 00:01:56,527 - Shut up. - Eh? 42 00:01:56,627 --> 00:01:58,366 - Shut up. - Oh, si, si, shut up. 43 00:01:58,466 --> 00:02:00,126 - Yes, I understand. - Well, will you please shut up? 44 00:02:00,226 --> 00:02:02,045 - Si, si, I shut up. - Now, while we're away... 45 00:02:02,145 --> 00:02:03,449 - Shut up. - Shut up! 46 00:02:03,549 --> 00:02:05,445 While we're away, gone, 47 00:02:05,545 --> 00:02:07,765 clean the windows. 48 00:02:07,865 --> 00:02:11,607 Oh, look. Cuando nosotros somos away... 49 00:02:11,707 --> 00:02:12,924 What's "away" in Spanish? 50 00:02:13,024 --> 00:02:14,526 You know, "away". "Away!" 51 00:02:14,626 --> 00:02:16,169 - Oh, si, si, - No, not you. 52 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:18,889 While we're away, clean the windows. 53 00:02:18,989 --> 00:02:20,369 - Green? - No, no. Look. 54 00:02:20,469 --> 00:02:23,020 Clean the windows. 55 00:02:23,420 --> 00:02:25,809 - Clean the windows. - Clean. 56 00:02:30,260 --> 00:02:32,296 - Morning, Fawlty. - Morning, Major. 57 00:02:32,420 --> 00:02:34,049 See? Clean the windows. 58 00:02:34,149 --> 00:02:35,858 Comprendo. Comprendo. 59 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:37,484 Oh, Mr Fawlty. 60 00:02:37,584 --> 00:02:38,804 Good morning, ladies. 61 00:02:38,904 --> 00:02:41,284 Ursula and I think you're a very naughty boy. 62 00:02:41,384 --> 00:02:43,009 - Don't we, Ursula? - Oh, God. 63 00:02:43,109 --> 00:02:44,244 Oh, really? 64 00:02:44,344 --> 00:02:47,608 Going away for the weekend, and leaving us all alone. 65 00:02:47,708 --> 00:02:48,708 Tsk, tsk, tsk. 66 00:02:49,300 --> 00:02:50,769 But we know where you're going. 67 00:02:50,869 --> 00:02:52,134 The cat's out of the bag. 68 00:02:52,340 --> 00:02:55,138 - You and your wife. - It's only Paignton. 69 00:02:55,700 --> 00:02:58,728 Have a lovely time. It'll do you good. 70 00:02:58,828 --> 00:03:01,566 You need to get away from things. 71 00:03:01,666 --> 00:03:03,528 Well, we're going together. 72 00:03:03,628 --> 00:03:05,206 Don't you worry about us. 73 00:03:05,306 --> 00:03:06,327 Oh, all right. 74 00:03:06,427 --> 00:03:08,208 You know the men are coming to do some work here? 75 00:03:08,308 --> 00:03:10,285 - Yes. - So you have to go to Gleneagles 76 00:03:10,385 --> 00:03:12,445 for your din-dins tonight. 77 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:14,568 And Polly will be in charge, if you need anything. 78 00:03:14,668 --> 00:03:16,847 Have a lovely weekend. 79 00:03:16,947 --> 00:03:19,408 Don't do anything we wouldn't do. 80 00:03:19,900 --> 00:03:22,247 Just a little breathing, surely. 81 00:03:22,347 --> 00:03:23,686 I must buzz off now. 82 00:03:23,786 --> 00:03:25,605 - "Buzz"? - Yes, you know, 83 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:27,930 - babbity-bumble. - Oh, buzz-buzz-buzz... 84 00:03:29,580 --> 00:03:33,327 Polly, I have asked you, please, not to leave your strange drawings lying around. 85 00:03:33,427 --> 00:03:35,607 What is this supposed to be? 86 00:03:35,707 --> 00:03:37,009 It's just a sketch. 87 00:03:37,109 --> 00:03:39,325 What are you trying to do? This is a junkyard, isn't it? 88 00:03:39,425 --> 00:03:41,565 - Can I have it? - Why's it got a collar and tie under it? 89 00:03:41,665 --> 00:03:43,688 - It's not finished. - It's very good, 90 00:03:43,788 --> 00:03:45,526 old soup tins, broken-down car, 91 00:03:45,626 --> 00:03:47,169 dustbins, mattresses, hoovers, 92 00:03:47,269 --> 00:03:48,766 and a nice smart collar and tie underneath. 93 00:03:48,866 --> 00:03:50,084 I mean, what's it supposed to be? 94 00:03:50,184 --> 00:03:51,809 It's not important. Can I have it back? 95 00:03:51,909 --> 00:03:54,566 It's irritating. Do you ever sell any of those? 96 00:03:54,666 --> 00:03:57,247 I sell a few portraits now and again, thank you. 97 00:03:57,347 --> 00:03:58,846 I haven't much hope for this one. 98 00:03:58,946 --> 00:04:00,207 Would you give me that stapler? 99 00:04:00,307 --> 00:04:01,609 What is the point of something like that? 100 00:04:01,709 --> 00:04:02,967 - No point. - No point? 101 00:04:03,067 --> 00:04:04,769 What's the point in being alive? 102 00:04:04,869 --> 00:04:06,169 Beats me. We're stuck with it, I suppose. 103 00:04:06,269 --> 00:04:07,606 Would you give me the stapler? 104 00:04:07,706 --> 00:04:11,766 - If you don't go on at me. - The stapler. 105 00:04:11,866 --> 00:04:13,047 Sorry. 106 00:04:13,147 --> 00:04:14,407 What's the matter with you today? 107 00:04:14,507 --> 00:04:15,535 I didn't get much sleep last night. 108 00:04:16,700 --> 00:04:17,692 We are leaving you in charge. 109 00:04:17,792 --> 00:04:19,206 I didn't do it to spite you, I promise. 110 00:04:19,306 --> 00:04:21,088 Good, you won't feel so tired, then. 111 00:04:21,188 --> 00:04:23,644 Fawlty Towers. 112 00:04:23,744 --> 00:04:25,326 - Basil. - Who is it? 113 00:04:25,426 --> 00:04:26,739 It's Mr O'Reilly. 114 00:04:27,660 --> 00:04:29,049 That's odd. It must be about the garden wall. 115 00:04:29,149 --> 00:04:31,168 Hello, O'Reilly? 116 00:04:31,268 --> 00:04:33,128 When are you coming to finish our garden wall? 117 00:04:33,228 --> 00:04:35,205 We are tired of having that pile of bricks blocking... 118 00:04:35,305 --> 00:04:36,567 I told you not to call. 119 00:04:36,667 --> 00:04:39,210 You know my wife thinks Stubbs is doing the doors. 120 00:04:39,310 --> 00:04:41,248 What time will they be here, then? 121 00:04:41,348 --> 00:04:44,964 All right, 4:00. If there are any problems, tell your men to get Polly to call me. 122 00:04:45,064 --> 00:04:46,369 Do you understand? 123 00:04:46,469 --> 00:04:48,328 Next week's definite, is it? 124 00:04:48,428 --> 00:04:49,926 That will be nice, won't it? 125 00:04:50,026 --> 00:04:52,926 We've waited for that wall about as long as Hadrian. 126 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:56,165 No, Hadrian. The emperor Hadrian. 127 00:04:56,265 --> 00:04:58,085 It doesn't matter. I'll explain next week. 128 00:04:58,185 --> 00:05:00,165 Thank you so much. Goodbye. 129 00:05:00,265 --> 00:05:01,846 You don't really believe all that? 130 00:05:01,946 --> 00:05:04,324 We've been waiting four months. Why should he do it now? 131 00:05:04,424 --> 00:05:06,724 - I think he will this time. - If you had used Stubbs... 132 00:05:06,824 --> 00:05:09,284 - We'd have had a huge bill. - You get what you pay for. 133 00:05:09,384 --> 00:05:11,285 O'Reilly's a cut-price, cock-up artist. 134 00:05:11,385 --> 00:05:13,764 - Oh, Sybil. - With Stubbs you may pay a little more... 135 00:05:13,864 --> 00:05:17,128 - A little more? - Yes, but he does a really professional job, 136 00:05:17,228 --> 00:05:19,445 and he does it when he says he will. 137 00:05:19,545 --> 00:05:20,886 You'll see. 138 00:05:20,986 --> 00:05:22,254 When's he coming? 139 00:05:22,420 --> 00:05:24,092 About 4:00, I think. 140 00:05:24,700 --> 00:05:26,286 You're going to wear that jacket? 141 00:05:26,386 --> 00:05:28,126 Yes, I am, thank you, dear. 142 00:05:28,226 --> 00:05:30,008 You just haven't a clue, have you? 143 00:05:30,108 --> 00:05:32,534 You wouldn't understand. It's called style. 144 00:05:33,540 --> 00:05:36,446 Yoo-hoo! They're here. 145 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:37,689 How fabulous. 146 00:05:38,420 --> 00:05:40,767 Do try to be agreeable this weekend. 147 00:05:40,867 --> 00:05:42,249 Have I got everything? 148 00:05:42,349 --> 00:05:45,298 Handbag, knuckle dusters, flick knife. 149 00:05:46,020 --> 00:05:47,329 Come on, Basil, don't hang about. 150 00:05:47,429 --> 00:05:48,978 I'm just coming, dear. 151 00:05:49,380 --> 00:05:50,859 Quick, Polly. 152 00:05:52,340 --> 00:05:54,527 The men will be here at 4:00. You know what they're doing? 153 00:05:54,627 --> 00:05:56,169 They're putting a door through to the kitchen. 154 00:05:56,269 --> 00:05:57,606 At the bottom of the stairs, and... 155 00:05:57,706 --> 00:05:59,605 - And? - And blocking the drawing room door. 156 00:05:59,705 --> 00:06:02,446 - Blocking it? - So we can have privacy away from the plebs. 157 00:06:02,546 --> 00:06:03,929 Don't you take anything in? 158 00:06:04,029 --> 00:06:07,527 Where's my cap? One other thing, when the men come, they won't be Stubbs's, 159 00:06:07,627 --> 00:06:08,887 they'll be O'Reilly's. Where is it? 160 00:06:08,987 --> 00:06:10,885 - What? O'Reilly? - Yes! 161 00:06:10,985 --> 00:06:13,806 - Does Mrs Fawlty know? - I wouldn't mention it. 162 00:06:13,906 --> 00:06:15,289 - They don't quite hit it off. - But you know... 163 00:06:15,389 --> 00:06:17,408 I had to change it! Stubbs has a virus, or something. 164 00:06:17,508 --> 00:06:19,528 She said you were never using him again. I don't... 165 00:06:19,628 --> 00:06:22,648 He's sending his best men. All you have to do is take a quick look when they finish. 166 00:06:22,748 --> 00:06:25,300 Any problems, call me. Have a nice weekend. 167 00:06:25,860 --> 00:06:27,286 If she asks me, I'll tell her. 168 00:06:27,386 --> 00:06:28,886 Thank you so much. 169 00:06:28,986 --> 00:06:31,335 I've always been a great admirer of loyalty. 170 00:06:34,260 --> 00:06:35,729 I forget this! 171 00:06:35,829 --> 00:06:38,124 It doesn't matter, Manuel. De nada. 172 00:06:38,224 --> 00:06:39,224 Oh. 173 00:06:45,180 --> 00:06:47,330 Oh, is Mr Fawlty. 174 00:06:49,260 --> 00:06:50,693 Windows, por favor. 175 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:59,526 Oh, Polly, finish. I tired. 176 00:06:59,626 --> 00:07:01,685 That's wonderful. Hold it a second. 177 00:07:01,785 --> 00:07:03,455 Oué? 178 00:07:03,555 --> 00:07:05,207 Ouiero subir para dormir. 179 00:07:05,307 --> 00:07:07,495 No, speak me English. Is good I learn. 180 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:09,885 I want to go upstairs in a moment. 181 00:07:09,985 --> 00:07:11,174 Er, qué? 182 00:07:11,820 --> 00:07:13,645 I go upstairs. 183 00:07:13,745 --> 00:07:15,129 Ah, si, Is easy. 184 00:07:15,229 --> 00:07:17,256 - For a little sleep. - Is difficult. 185 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:18,846 For siesta. 186 00:07:18,946 --> 00:07:20,888 - Siesta? Little sleep? - Yes. 187 00:07:20,988 --> 00:07:22,928 Ah, same in Spanish. 188 00:07:23,028 --> 00:07:25,404 When O'Reilly's men come, you must wake me. 189 00:07:25,504 --> 00:07:27,485 When Orelly please men... Oh, si, 190 00:07:27,585 --> 00:07:29,536 Manuel, listen. When men come here, 191 00:07:30,060 --> 00:07:32,610 - Señor O'Reilly... - Ah, when men come? 192 00:07:32,710 --> 00:07:35,089 You come upstairs and wake me up. 193 00:07:36,100 --> 00:07:37,367 Despiérteme. 194 00:07:37,467 --> 00:07:40,047 Si, When men come, I subiré a tu cuarto a despertarte. 195 00:07:40,147 --> 00:07:42,248 Antes que empiecen a trabajar aqui, 196 00:07:42,348 --> 00:07:43,809 - Si? - Comprendo. 197 00:07:43,909 --> 00:07:45,379 - Finished. - Eh? Oh. Good. 198 00:07:52,260 --> 00:07:53,660 Manuel! 199 00:07:58,540 --> 00:08:00,417 Manuel Towers. How are you? 200 00:08:00,660 --> 00:08:02,725 Is nice today? Good. 201 00:08:02,825 --> 00:08:03,889 Goodbye. 202 00:08:09,820 --> 00:08:12,573 Oh, good day. Hello. How are you? 203 00:08:13,780 --> 00:08:15,845 - Number 16. - Si, 16. 204 00:08:15,945 --> 00:08:17,446 - But no eat. - What? 205 00:08:17,546 --> 00:08:19,445 16 is free, but not possible... 206 00:08:19,545 --> 00:08:21,807 Is this number 16? 207 00:08:21,907 --> 00:08:24,209 No, no. This lobby. 16 upstairs, on right. 208 00:08:25,060 --> 00:08:26,646 Who's in charge here? 209 00:08:26,746 --> 00:08:28,651 No, charge later. After sleep. 210 00:08:29,260 --> 00:08:31,048 Where's the boss? 211 00:08:31,148 --> 00:08:32,812 Boss is... 212 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:34,768 Oh. I boss. 213 00:08:34,868 --> 00:08:37,047 No, no. Where's the real boss? 214 00:08:37,147 --> 00:08:38,736 Oué? 215 00:08:38,836 --> 00:08:39,836 The generalisimo. 216 00:08:41,700 --> 00:08:43,213 In Madrid. 217 00:08:44,540 --> 00:08:47,366 Look, just sign this, will you? 218 00:08:47,466 --> 00:08:49,576 Si, si, 219 00:08:49,676 --> 00:08:50,805 - 16. - What? 220 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:53,778 - You want room 16? - I don't want a room, mate. 221 00:08:54,180 --> 00:08:56,375 I'm just leaving him. 222 00:08:56,620 --> 00:08:59,054 You want room 16 for him? 223 00:08:59,620 --> 00:09:02,569 Yeah. With a bath, you dago twit. 224 00:09:02,669 --> 00:09:05,493 You mad. You pay for room first. 225 00:09:05,820 --> 00:09:07,848 He crazy. For room 16. No room 16. 226 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:10,454 No pay, no room 16. 227 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,967 Fawlty Towers, how are you? Nice day. 228 00:09:19,067 --> 00:09:21,972 What? No, no. He not here. 229 00:09:22,140 --> 00:09:24,449 He not here. Very sorry. Goodbye. 230 00:09:26,420 --> 00:09:27,420 Ah. 231 00:09:27,787 --> 00:09:29,685 - Hello, men. - Good day, now. 232 00:09:29,785 --> 00:09:31,808 You are men. 233 00:09:31,908 --> 00:09:33,007 You what? 234 00:09:33,107 --> 00:09:35,048 - You are men. - Are you trying to be funny? 235 00:09:35,148 --> 00:09:36,148 Huh? 236 00:09:36,384 --> 00:09:38,408 - I said, you trying to be funny? - Not here, spud. 237 00:09:38,508 --> 00:09:40,006 - You are men with Orelly. - What? 238 00:09:40,106 --> 00:09:41,888 - You Orelly men. - What does that mean? 239 00:09:41,988 --> 00:09:43,768 - You Orelly. - You watch it! 240 00:09:43,868 --> 00:09:45,808 - Where Orelly? - What's he going on about? 241 00:09:45,908 --> 00:09:47,492 He means O'Reilly. 242 00:09:47,860 --> 00:09:48,860 Oh! 243 00:09:49,785 --> 00:09:52,852 That's right, yes. We are Orelly men. 244 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:55,764 Thick as a plank. 245 00:09:55,864 --> 00:09:58,215 Wait here, please. I go, you wait. 246 00:10:01,580 --> 00:10:03,218 You wait, too, please. 247 00:10:12,860 --> 00:10:15,010 Polly? Polly? 248 00:10:29,780 --> 00:10:32,055 Hello, Fawlty Towers. How are you? Is nice day. 249 00:10:32,740 --> 00:10:34,565 You again. I say he not here. 250 00:10:34,665 --> 00:10:36,969 He not here. Very, very sorry. Goodbye. 251 00:10:38,380 --> 00:10:39,567 Wicked. 252 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:42,007 You men know what to do? 253 00:10:42,107 --> 00:10:44,607 I think so. This is the dining room. 254 00:10:44,707 --> 00:10:45,844 You are certain you know? 255 00:10:45,944 --> 00:10:48,056 It looks straightforward. We've got to block this off. 256 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:51,567 Yes, yes, yes! 257 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:54,726 Is you again? Now, listen, he not here. How many times? 258 00:10:54,826 --> 00:10:57,646 Where are your ears, you great, big half-wit? 259 00:10:57,746 --> 00:11:00,208 He no here! Listen! 260 00:11:01,940 --> 00:11:03,737 Now you understand? He... 261 00:11:06,940 --> 00:11:09,367 Oh! Oh, Mr Fawlty! 262 00:11:09,467 --> 00:11:12,047 I very sorry. Very sorry. Is you! 263 00:11:12,147 --> 00:11:13,812 Yes, is me, Mr Fawlty. 264 00:11:14,780 --> 00:11:17,084 Polly? No, no, she very busy. 265 00:11:17,184 --> 00:11:19,447 Men? Yes, men are here. 266 00:11:19,547 --> 00:11:21,844 Men are work... You work, men. 267 00:11:21,944 --> 00:11:22,944 Yes. 268 00:11:23,626 --> 00:11:26,084 What? Ah, yes. 269 00:11:26,184 --> 00:11:28,899 Please, which one is man with beard? 270 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:35,138 Si, si, Hid... Ag... Ang... Si, comprendo. 271 00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:37,336 Si, One moment, please. 272 00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:39,300 You are 273 00:11:39,506 --> 00:11:42,014 a hideous orang-utang. 274 00:11:44,380 --> 00:11:46,371 Well done, Manuel, thank you very much. 275 00:12:11,780 --> 00:12:12,980 Polly? 276 00:12:26,020 --> 00:12:27,220 Polly? 277 00:12:29,460 --> 00:12:30,660 Polly? 278 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:44,980 Polly! 279 00:12:45,785 --> 00:12:47,185 Manuel! 280 00:12:53,060 --> 00:12:55,285 Polly, what have you done with my hotel? 281 00:12:55,385 --> 00:12:57,445 Polly, what have you done to my hotel? 282 00:12:57,545 --> 00:12:58,764 - What? - Look. 283 00:12:58,864 --> 00:13:00,127 - Oh, it's nice. - I like it there... 284 00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:01,566 Ouch! You're hurting me! 285 00:13:01,666 --> 00:13:03,166 What have you done with my dining room door? 286 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:04,729 - Where is it? - I don't know. 287 00:13:04,829 --> 00:13:06,566 Why don't you know? I left you in charge! 288 00:13:06,666 --> 00:13:08,209 - I fell asleep. - You fell asleep? 289 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,296 It's not my fault! 290 00:13:09,396 --> 00:13:11,046 You fell asleep, and it's not your fault? 291 00:13:11,146 --> 00:13:13,205 - He forgot to wake me. - Who forgot to wake you? 292 00:13:13,305 --> 00:13:15,684 - It is my fault. - Manuel! I knew it! 293 00:13:15,784 --> 00:13:17,047 - Manuel! - Don't blame him! 294 00:13:17,147 --> 00:13:19,045 - Why not? - It's not really his fault. 295 00:13:19,145 --> 00:13:24,287 Whose fault is it, you cloth-eared bint, Denis Compton's? 296 00:13:24,387 --> 00:13:26,567 Well, you hired O'Reilly, didn't you? 297 00:13:26,667 --> 00:13:28,565 We warned you. Who else would do this? 298 00:13:28,665 --> 00:13:31,413 - I beg your pardon? - You hired O'Reilly. 299 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:35,728 I see. It's my fault? Oh, of course. 300 00:13:35,828 --> 00:13:38,886 I was thinking it was your fault because you'd been left in charge, 301 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:42,849 or Manuel's for not waking you, and all the time, it was my fault. 302 00:13:42,949 --> 00:13:45,404 It's so obvious, I've seen the light. 303 00:13:45,504 --> 00:13:47,645 I must be punished, mustn't I? 304 00:13:47,745 --> 00:13:50,124 You're a naughty boy, Fawlty. 305 00:13:50,224 --> 00:13:52,929 Don't do it again. What am I gonna do? 306 00:13:53,029 --> 00:13:54,686 She's going to be back at lunchtime! 307 00:13:54,786 --> 00:13:55,844 Now, wait... 308 00:13:55,944 --> 00:13:58,287 - I'm a dead man! Do you realise? - Easy. 309 00:13:58,387 --> 00:14:00,605 You're dead, too! We're all dead! 310 00:14:00,705 --> 00:14:03,931 - Don't panic! - What else is there to do? 311 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,649 We'll call O'Reilly. 312 00:14:10,749 --> 00:14:14,284 He made this mess, he can clear it up. 313 00:14:14,384 --> 00:14:16,211 Just pull yourself together! 314 00:14:16,980 --> 00:14:18,413 Come on! 315 00:14:22,180 --> 00:14:23,380 Again! 316 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:25,454 Harder! 317 00:14:27,100 --> 00:14:28,499 Right! I'll call O'Reilly. 318 00:14:31,740 --> 00:14:33,885 What is this? What is this doing here? 319 00:14:33,985 --> 00:14:35,805 What is going on here? 320 00:14:35,905 --> 00:14:37,609 Your wife ordered it. Call O'Reilly. 321 00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:40,373 That golfing puff adder? What does she want... 322 00:14:41,340 --> 00:14:43,208 - Call O'Reilly! - What? 323 00:14:43,308 --> 00:14:45,088 - Shall I call him? - No, I'll do it. 324 00:14:45,188 --> 00:14:47,489 I'll call him. See if the roof is still on. 325 00:14:54,180 --> 00:14:56,085 - What are you doing? - Stay there. 326 00:14:56,185 --> 00:14:58,165 - You can't do that now. - Hold it, hold it. 327 00:14:58,265 --> 00:14:59,898 See if they've started breakfast... 328 00:15:00,020 --> 00:15:01,020 now! 329 00:15:04,580 --> 00:15:06,730 Ah, hello, Mr O'Reilly. 330 00:15:06,860 --> 00:15:08,728 How are you this morning? 331 00:15:08,828 --> 00:15:11,732 Oh, good, good. No rare diseases or anything? 332 00:15:12,140 --> 00:15:14,966 I do beg your pardon. Basil Fawlty, you remember? 333 00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:17,849 The poor sod you do jobs for? 334 00:15:17,949 --> 00:15:20,127 How are things your end? 335 00:15:20,227 --> 00:15:21,227 Good. 336 00:15:22,500 --> 00:15:24,491 Good, good, good. 337 00:15:24,940 --> 00:15:28,325 How would you like to hear about things my end? 338 00:15:28,425 --> 00:15:30,724 Up to your usual standard, I think I could say, 339 00:15:30,824 --> 00:15:32,326 a few holes in the floor, 340 00:15:32,426 --> 00:15:34,847 the odd door missing, but nothing you can't be sued for. 341 00:15:34,947 --> 00:15:36,532 Good morning. 342 00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:38,324 I beg your pardon? 343 00:15:38,424 --> 00:15:40,138 - Good morning. - One moment, please. 344 00:15:42,980 --> 00:15:44,167 Did you say, "Good morning"? 345 00:15:44,267 --> 00:15:47,218 - Si, - I see. 346 00:15:47,340 --> 00:15:48,649 What are you going to do now? 347 00:15:48,749 --> 00:15:51,529 - Oué? - What you do now? 348 00:15:51,629 --> 00:15:53,009 I serve breakfast. 349 00:15:53,109 --> 00:15:54,499 Let's see you, then. 350 00:15:55,180 --> 00:15:57,180 Si, 351 00:15:59,660 --> 00:16:02,326 - Where is door? - A-ha. 352 00:16:02,426 --> 00:16:04,405 Door is gone. 353 00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:06,006 Door was here! 354 00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:09,644 Where? Here? Or here? Or here? 355 00:16:09,744 --> 00:16:11,565 - Morning, Fawlty. - Good morning, Major. 356 00:16:11,665 --> 00:16:15,849 I'm so sorry, I'm afraid the dining room door seems to have disappeared. 357 00:16:15,949 --> 00:16:19,048 Oh, yes, so it has. It used to be there. 358 00:16:19,148 --> 00:16:21,806 I was silly enough to leave the hotel for a few minutes... 359 00:16:21,906 --> 00:16:23,609 These things happen, you know? 360 00:16:23,709 --> 00:16:26,260 I wonder where it's got to. 361 00:16:26,700 --> 00:16:28,605 Don't worry, it's bound to turn up. 362 00:16:28,705 --> 00:16:30,525 Have the newspapers arrived yet? 363 00:16:30,625 --> 00:16:33,127 Not yet, Major. Manuel, would you please show the Major 364 00:16:33,227 --> 00:16:34,966 how to get into the dining room via the kitchen? 365 00:16:35,066 --> 00:16:36,369 Is difficult. 366 00:16:36,469 --> 00:16:39,488 Major, will you please show Manuel how to get into the dining room via the kitchen? 367 00:16:39,588 --> 00:16:42,219 Yes, of course. Come here. Come on. 368 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,608 Now, look here, O'Reilly, I want my dining room door put back 369 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:48,488 and this other one taken away by 1:00, 370 00:16:48,588 --> 00:16:49,644 do you understand? 371 00:16:49,744 --> 00:16:51,326 No, I don't want to debate about it. 372 00:16:51,426 --> 00:16:53,528 If you're not over here in 20 minutes with my door, 373 00:16:53,628 --> 00:16:56,976 I shall come over there and insert a large garden gnome in you. Good day. 374 00:16:59,860 --> 00:17:03,245 I'm sorry, but my men won't work on a Sunday. 375 00:17:03,345 --> 00:17:04,729 That's the way it is. 376 00:17:04,829 --> 00:17:06,129 There's nothing I can do about it. 377 00:17:06,229 --> 00:17:07,364 How long is it going to take you? 378 00:17:07,464 --> 00:17:08,849 I'm working as fast as I can. 379 00:17:08,949 --> 00:17:11,569 It had better be fast enough. She's here in four hours. 380 00:17:11,669 --> 00:17:13,049 - What? 381 00:17:13,149 --> 00:17:14,689 - I brewed a cup for him. - Oh, lovely. 382 00:17:14,789 --> 00:17:16,366 He hasn't got time to drink that now. 383 00:17:16,466 --> 00:17:17,647 - Biscuit? - These look good. 384 00:17:17,747 --> 00:17:19,166 Give them to me. Will you get on with it? 385 00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:21,644 Look, this lot here, an hour and a half. 386 00:17:21,744 --> 00:17:24,247 This one easy, lick of paint, lick of paint, 387 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:26,128 lick of paint, one hour. 388 00:17:26,228 --> 00:17:27,646 - What time is it now? - Ten to nine. 389 00:17:27,746 --> 00:17:31,689 All right, ten to nine and two and a half hours is plenty of time. Give us a biscuit. 390 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:33,845 Not until you've done the door. Polly, take them away. 391 00:17:33,945 --> 00:17:35,728 You can have that when you've finished the door, too. 392 00:17:35,828 --> 00:17:38,247 The trouble with you is that you worry too much. 393 00:17:38,347 --> 00:17:41,528 Keep it up like this, you'll have a stroke before you're 50. 394 00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:44,084 - Stone dead, you'll be. - Suits me. 395 00:17:44,184 --> 00:17:45,846 That's a dreadful thing to say. 396 00:17:45,946 --> 00:17:47,249 Not at all. I'll get a bit of peace. 397 00:17:47,349 --> 00:17:51,486 Don't be so morbid. The good Lord made the world so we could all enjoy ourselves. 398 00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:54,087 My wife enjoys herself, I worry. 399 00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:57,166 If the good Lord meant us to worry 400 00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,128 he would have given us things to worry about. 401 00:17:59,228 --> 00:18:01,125 He has! My wife! 402 00:18:01,225 --> 00:18:03,088 She will be back here in four hours, 403 00:18:03,188 --> 00:18:06,847 and she can kill a man at ten paces with one blow of her tongue. 404 00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:08,845 How am I supposed not to worry? 405 00:18:08,945 --> 00:18:10,606 Just remember, 406 00:18:10,706 --> 00:18:12,808 there's always someone worse off than yourself. 407 00:18:12,908 --> 00:18:15,284 Is there? I'd like to meet him. I could do with a laugh. 408 00:18:15,384 --> 00:18:17,126 You'll just have to worry for the both of us. 409 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:18,806 I'm telling you, if the good Lord... 410 00:18:18,906 --> 00:18:20,007 Is mentioned once more, 411 00:18:20,107 --> 00:18:21,526 I shall move you closer to him. 412 00:18:21,626 --> 00:18:22,894 Now, please! 413 00:18:23,220 --> 00:18:24,886 Mr Fawlty, she's here. 414 00:18:24,986 --> 00:18:26,167 - What? - She's here. 415 00:18:26,267 --> 00:18:27,295 Oh, God. 416 00:18:28,940 --> 00:18:30,737 Shan't be a moment, I'll just get them. 417 00:18:38,100 --> 00:18:39,409 Quick! Hide! Hide! 418 00:18:39,509 --> 00:18:40,926 I'll try to get rid of her. Hide! 419 00:18:41,026 --> 00:18:42,366 - Where? - In there. 420 00:18:42,466 --> 00:18:44,655 I'll try and stall her. God help me. 421 00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:46,964 Hello, Sybil. 422 00:18:47,064 --> 00:18:48,732 Hello, Basil. 423 00:18:48,940 --> 00:18:50,526 You finished your golf early. 424 00:18:50,626 --> 00:18:52,605 We haven't started yet. 425 00:18:52,705 --> 00:18:54,366 - Where are you going? - Up these steps. 426 00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,806 Oh, don't. It's such a lovely day. 427 00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:58,087 Let's go for a walk. We haven't done that for years. 428 00:18:58,187 --> 00:19:00,128 I nearly forgot. You're not going to believe this. 429 00:19:00,228 --> 00:19:01,849 Let me show you. 430 00:19:01,949 --> 00:19:04,215 Yeah. Look at that. 431 00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,457 That's Stubbs for you. 432 00:19:08,540 --> 00:19:12,533 Mind you, I warned you, but still, a reputable builder like that. Tsk, tsk, tsk. 433 00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,659 Stubbs? 434 00:19:17,500 --> 00:19:19,767 Wicked. Pfft. 435 00:19:19,867 --> 00:19:22,367 - Where's O'Reilly? - Criminal. 436 00:19:22,467 --> 00:19:24,451 Tsk. Pfff. 437 00:19:26,740 --> 00:19:27,740 Hmm? 438 00:19:28,300 --> 00:19:29,494 Where's O'Reilly? 439 00:19:30,740 --> 00:19:32,768 - O'Reilly? - Yes, O'Reilly. 440 00:19:32,868 --> 00:19:35,809 Sybil, you never cease to amaze... 441 00:19:35,909 --> 00:19:39,769 Just because of this, you automatically assume it has to be O'Reilly. 442 00:19:39,869 --> 00:19:42,569 You just assume that I have been lying all along. 443 00:19:42,669 --> 00:19:44,855 Right? I mean, why O'Reilly? 444 00:19:44,980 --> 00:19:47,045 Because his van's outside. 445 00:19:47,145 --> 00:19:49,567 Well, he's here now. Of course he's here now. 446 00:19:49,667 --> 00:19:51,725 He's here to clear up this mess your Stubbs has made! 447 00:19:51,825 --> 00:19:54,124 That's why his van's outside! 448 00:19:54,224 --> 00:19:56,285 On a Sunday. That's what I call service. 449 00:19:56,385 --> 00:19:58,205 - I agree. - You do? 450 00:19:58,305 --> 00:20:02,084 Yes, but if Stubbs has made this mess then I think they should come and clear it up. 451 00:20:02,184 --> 00:20:04,165 But there's no point now that O'Reilly's here. 452 00:20:04,265 --> 00:20:05,579 We want it done straightaway. 453 00:20:05,700 --> 00:20:09,484 There's no point in paying O'Reilly when Stubbs would have to do it for free. 454 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,448 - I'll call him now. - He won't be there on Sunday. 455 00:20:11,548 --> 00:20:12,849 Then I'll call him at home. 456 00:20:12,949 --> 00:20:14,851 Ooh! Ah! Ah! 457 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:17,932 Getting a bit of gyp from the old leg this morning. 458 00:20:18,140 --> 00:20:19,327 Not to worry. 459 00:20:19,427 --> 00:20:21,607 I've called him at home, and he's not there. 460 00:20:21,707 --> 00:20:23,169 When did you call him? 461 00:20:23,269 --> 00:20:24,404 First thing. Before I called O'Reilly. 462 00:20:24,504 --> 00:20:26,129 Wasn't that early for a Sunday? 463 00:20:26,229 --> 00:20:28,211 I called him just before you arrived. There's nobody there. 464 00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,884 Yes, hello. Fawlty Towers. Yes? 465 00:20:33,984 --> 00:20:34,984 Who? 466 00:20:36,500 --> 00:20:39,688 I think you'd better have a word with my wife. 467 00:20:39,788 --> 00:20:42,207 It's somebody from Mr Stubbs, dear. 468 00:20:42,307 --> 00:20:44,655 Hello, Sybil Fawlty. 469 00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:47,444 Well, it is a complete mess. 470 00:20:47,544 --> 00:20:50,286 Could you come straight round and put it right? 471 00:20:50,386 --> 00:20:52,610 Would you like to deal with this, Basil? 472 00:20:53,140 --> 00:20:55,125 473 00:20:55,225 --> 00:20:56,769 for at least three weeks. 474 00:20:56,869 --> 00:20:58,169 But if you want it done straightaway, 475 00:20:58,269 --> 00:21:00,644 I suggest you try someone like... 476 00:21:00,744 --> 00:21:03,609 Oh, what's his name? It's, er... 477 00:21:03,709 --> 00:21:04,844 O'Reilly? 478 00:21:04,944 --> 00:21:06,606 Bravo, Polly, well done. 479 00:21:06,706 --> 00:21:08,605 Listen, where are you speaking from? 480 00:21:08,705 --> 00:21:11,084 She's in here with me, Basil. 481 00:21:11,184 --> 00:21:13,208 - This isn't his fault. - It isn't? 482 00:21:13,308 --> 00:21:14,327 I should have told you. 483 00:21:14,427 --> 00:21:17,086 Is that somebody there trying to pretend they're from Mr Stubbs's company? 484 00:21:17,186 --> 00:21:18,526 What game are you playing? 485 00:21:18,626 --> 00:21:20,249 I mean, really! Really! 486 00:21:20,349 --> 00:21:22,325 Would you believe what some people will do? 487 00:21:22,425 --> 00:21:25,608 I'm going to make you regret this for the rest of your life. 488 00:21:25,708 --> 00:21:27,765 Fair enough, but Stubbs is partly to blame... 489 00:21:27,865 --> 00:21:29,409 - Basil! - Yes, dear? 490 00:21:29,509 --> 00:21:33,327 Don't you dare give me any more of those pathetic lies. 491 00:21:33,427 --> 00:21:34,644 Oh, right. 492 00:21:34,744 --> 00:21:36,805 What do you take me for? 493 00:21:36,905 --> 00:21:39,327 Did you really think that I would believe this shambles 494 00:21:39,427 --> 00:21:40,969 is the work of professional builders? 495 00:21:41,069 --> 00:21:42,529 People who do it for a living? 496 00:21:42,629 --> 00:21:43,887 No, not really. 497 00:21:43,987 --> 00:21:45,529 Why did I trust you? 498 00:21:45,629 --> 00:21:47,408 Why did I let you make the arrangements? 499 00:21:47,508 --> 00:21:50,209 I could have seen what was going to happen. Why did I do it? 500 00:21:50,309 --> 00:21:51,858 We all make mistakes, dear. 501 00:21:52,300 --> 00:21:55,046 I'm sick to death of you. You never learn, do you? 502 00:21:55,146 --> 00:21:56,368 You never, ever learn. 503 00:21:57,740 --> 00:22:01,524 We have used O'Reilly three times in the last year and each time it has been a fiasco! 504 00:22:01,624 --> 00:22:03,887 That wall out there is still not done! 505 00:22:03,987 --> 00:22:05,609 You got him in to change a washer in November 506 00:22:05,709 --> 00:22:07,446 and we didn't have any running water for two weeks! 507 00:22:07,546 --> 00:22:09,126 He's not really a plumber. 508 00:22:09,226 --> 00:22:10,726 Then why did you hire him? 509 00:22:10,826 --> 00:22:13,486 - Because he's cheap. - I wouldn't call him cheap. 510 00:22:13,586 --> 00:22:15,289 What would you call him, then? 511 00:22:15,389 --> 00:22:16,806 Well, cheapish. 512 00:22:16,906 --> 00:22:19,937 The reason he's cheapish is he's no bloody good! 513 00:22:20,060 --> 00:22:22,524 Oh, you do exaggerate. He's not brilliant. 514 00:22:22,624 --> 00:22:24,525 Not brilliant? He belongs in a zoo! 515 00:22:24,625 --> 00:22:27,249 You never give anyone the benefit of the doubt. 516 00:22:27,349 --> 00:22:30,725 He's shoddy, he doesn't care, he's a liar, he's incompetent, he's lazy. 517 00:22:30,825 --> 00:22:33,284 He's nothing but a half-witted, thick Irish joke! 518 00:22:33,384 --> 00:22:35,887 Hello, O'Reilly. We were just talking about you. 519 00:22:35,987 --> 00:22:38,205 Then we got on to another Irish builder we used to know. 520 00:22:38,305 --> 00:22:40,647 God, he was awful! 521 00:22:40,747 --> 00:22:42,449 I was talking about you, Mr O'Reilly. 522 00:22:42,549 --> 00:22:44,371 Were you, dear? I thought you were talking... 523 00:22:45,260 --> 00:22:47,245 Come, come, Mrs Fawlty. 524 00:22:47,345 --> 00:22:48,607 I'm coming. 525 00:22:48,707 --> 00:22:50,206 Dear me, what have I done now? 526 00:22:50,306 --> 00:22:51,407 That and that. 527 00:22:51,507 --> 00:22:53,297 Not to worry. I'm putting it right. 528 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:54,727 Not to worry? 529 00:22:54,827 --> 00:22:58,938 You've heard of the genius of the lamp? That's me. 530 00:22:59,620 --> 00:23:02,127 You think I'm joking, don't you? 531 00:23:02,227 --> 00:23:04,415 Oh, don't smile. 532 00:23:04,540 --> 00:23:06,286 Why are you smiling, Mr O'Reilly? 533 00:23:06,386 --> 00:23:10,446 To be perfectly honest, I like a woman with spirit. 534 00:23:10,546 --> 00:23:12,408 Oh, do you? Is that what you like? 535 00:23:12,508 --> 00:23:13,687 I do. I do. 536 00:23:13,787 --> 00:23:15,179 Oh, good. 537 00:23:16,060 --> 00:23:17,334 Now, Sybil, that's enough. 538 00:23:18,900 --> 00:23:20,891 Come on, then. Give us a smile. 539 00:23:24,300 --> 00:23:26,525 I have seen more intelligent creatures 540 00:23:26,625 --> 00:23:28,366 lying on their backs at the bottom of ponds. 541 00:23:28,466 --> 00:23:32,366 I've seen better organised creatures than you running around farmyards with their heads cut off. 542 00:23:32,466 --> 00:23:34,337 Now collect your things and get out. 543 00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:38,737 I never want to see you or any of your men in my hotel again. 544 00:23:40,500 --> 00:23:43,885 If you'll excuse me, I have to speak to a professional builder. 545 00:23:43,985 --> 00:23:46,806 Hello, Mr Stubbs? It's Sybil Fawlty here. 546 00:23:46,906 --> 00:23:48,848 I'm sorry to disturb you on a Sunday morning. 547 00:23:48,948 --> 00:23:52,085 We have a slight problem with a couple of doors we'd like you to take care of. 548 00:23:52,185 --> 00:23:54,648 When do you think you could come take a look at them? 549 00:23:55,860 --> 00:23:58,410 Tomorrow morning at 9:00. That would be fine. 550 00:23:58,510 --> 00:24:01,094 See you then. Thank you very much. Goodbye. 551 00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:04,725 I think I shall go over to Audrey's now. 552 00:24:04,825 --> 00:24:06,617 I shan't be back till the morning. 553 00:24:07,500 --> 00:24:08,979 - Oh, Basil. - Yes, dear? 554 00:24:09,100 --> 00:24:10,409 What is that doing here? 555 00:24:10,509 --> 00:24:12,086 Your garden gnome. Isn't it nice? 556 00:24:12,186 --> 00:24:14,405 Don't you think it would be better in the garden? 557 00:24:14,505 --> 00:24:15,728 Yes, dear. Good idea. 558 00:24:16,020 --> 00:24:17,649 Oh, no, no, Basil. Put him back. 559 00:24:17,749 --> 00:24:19,965 On second thought, I'll leave him in charge. 560 00:24:20,065 --> 00:24:22,779 I'm sure he's cheap and he'll certainly be better at it than you. 561 00:24:25,100 --> 00:24:27,091 Have a nice day, dear. 562 00:24:27,500 --> 00:24:30,246 Don't drive over any mines or anything. 563 00:24:30,346 --> 00:24:31,739 Toxic midget. 564 00:24:32,060 --> 00:24:33,406 Where are you going? 565 00:24:33,506 --> 00:24:36,060 Please take your tools back and continue. 566 00:24:36,580 --> 00:24:38,805 I thought in view of what Mrs Fawlty was saying... 567 00:24:38,905 --> 00:24:40,805 You're not going to take that seriously? 568 00:24:40,905 --> 00:24:42,209 I thought I might. 569 00:24:42,309 --> 00:24:44,248 What sort of a man are you? 570 00:24:44,348 --> 00:24:46,049 Are you going to let her speak to us like that? 571 00:24:46,149 --> 00:24:47,529 - She did! - No, she didn't. 572 00:24:47,629 --> 00:24:49,169 She thinks she did, but we'll show her. 573 00:24:49,269 --> 00:24:51,767 We're not going to just put that door back and take that one out. 574 00:24:51,867 --> 00:24:53,968 We'll close that one off and put that one through as well. 575 00:24:54,068 --> 00:24:56,893 We're going to do the best day's work you've ever done. 576 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,372 Manuel, any sign? 577 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,935 No, no. 578 00:25:06,380 --> 00:25:08,525 - Morning, Fawlty. - Morning, Major. 579 00:25:08,625 --> 00:25:09,966 - The papers are here. - Ah, good. 580 00:25:10,066 --> 00:25:11,769 Notice anything new, Major? 581 00:25:11,869 --> 00:25:13,206 Another car strike. 582 00:25:13,306 --> 00:25:14,444 Never mind. 583 00:25:14,544 --> 00:25:17,100 - Morning, Major. - Oh, good morning... 584 00:25:17,220 --> 00:25:19,131 - Never mind. - Oh, right. 585 00:25:20,340 --> 00:25:23,412 Ah! You've found it. I knew you would. 586 00:25:23,740 --> 00:25:25,890 He lost it, you know. 587 00:25:26,260 --> 00:25:28,006 Mr Fawlty, she come now! 588 00:25:28,106 --> 00:25:29,306 Quick! 589 00:25:48,700 --> 00:25:50,053 Morning, dear. 590 00:25:56,700 --> 00:25:58,605 Did you have a pleasant evening? 591 00:25:58,705 --> 00:26:00,206 Oh, good. Ah, Mr Stubbs. 592 00:26:00,306 --> 00:26:01,726 - My wife's just there. - Thank you. 593 00:26:01,826 --> 00:26:02,884 Good morning, Mrs Fawlty. 594 00:26:02,984 --> 00:26:05,335 Mr Stubbs. This is most awkward. 595 00:26:05,660 --> 00:26:07,571 I'm afraid I have to apologise. 596 00:26:10,580 --> 00:26:14,529 My husband has put me in an embarrassing situation once again. 597 00:26:14,629 --> 00:26:16,568 I was going to ask you to do some work here. 598 00:26:16,668 --> 00:26:17,668 Yes? 599 00:26:17,787 --> 00:26:21,766 But I was away, and when I came back, it appears to have been done. 600 00:26:21,866 --> 00:26:23,925 - Everything all right? - Oh, I see. 601 00:26:24,025 --> 00:26:26,846 It'll probably fall down by lunchtime. 602 00:26:26,946 --> 00:26:28,808 Do you think so? Let's ask a real expert. 603 00:26:28,908 --> 00:26:30,566 Do you think it'll fall down by lunch, Mr Stubbs? 604 00:26:30,666 --> 00:26:31,884 No, no. 605 00:26:31,984 --> 00:26:33,726 Mr Stubbs wouldn't agree with you on that one. 606 00:26:33,826 --> 00:26:35,805 - It's a very good job. - Did you hear that, dear? 607 00:26:35,905 --> 00:26:38,087 A very good job. Hmm? 608 00:26:38,187 --> 00:26:40,644 None of us likes being wrong. I certainly don't. 609 00:26:40,744 --> 00:26:43,806 We knocked through this door, and we closed this one off. 610 00:26:43,906 --> 00:26:45,885 What did you use? RSJ? 611 00:26:45,985 --> 00:26:48,088 No, four by two. Not bad, eh, dear? 612 00:26:48,188 --> 00:26:49,526 And not expensive. 613 00:26:49,626 --> 00:26:52,569 I mean for the lintel. Did you use an RSJ? 614 00:26:52,669 --> 00:26:54,166 You know, an iron girder? 615 00:26:54,266 --> 00:26:55,969 Or did you use a concrete lintel? 616 00:26:56,069 --> 00:26:57,493 No, a wooden one. 617 00:26:58,300 --> 00:27:00,168 But that's a supporting wall. 618 00:27:00,268 --> 00:27:01,268 What? 619 00:27:01,387 --> 00:27:04,366 Quite. Thanks very much for coming over this morning. 620 00:27:04,466 --> 00:27:06,974 Just a minute. That isn't strong enough? 621 00:27:07,140 --> 00:27:08,769 That's a supporting wall, Mrs Fawlty. 622 00:27:08,869 --> 00:27:10,169 It could give way at any moment. 623 00:27:10,269 --> 00:27:11,295 Any moment? 624 00:27:11,580 --> 00:27:13,129 God help the floors above. 625 00:27:13,229 --> 00:27:17,489 Keep this door shut until I can get a screw jack to prop it up before the lot comes down. 626 00:27:17,589 --> 00:27:18,774 Cowboys. 627 00:27:19,020 --> 00:27:20,220 Basil? 628 00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:22,764 Basil? 629 00:27:22,864 --> 00:27:24,064 Basil! 630 00:27:24,785 --> 00:27:26,169 Where are you going? 631 00:27:26,269 --> 00:27:28,410 I'm going to see Mr O'Reilly, dear. 632 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:30,492 Then I think I might go to Canada.